Thursday, December 29, 2011

50 Things everyone's done at least once in their lives


  1. Ran like an ape up the stairs when the lights are off or to your room when you come out from the bathroom.
  2. Tried to get something done before the microwave timer stops.
  3. Chased after the guys/girls when in elementary school.
  4. Been zoned out but were staring at someone the whole time.
  5. Picked their nose.
  6. Made useless lists like this.
  7. Bought a Rubik's cube but not using it as soon as they failed after the first 3 tries.
  8. Urinated in a public pool or a pool that isn't yours.
  9. Taken quizzes for dating advice from crappy, teen, or girly magazines.
  10. Stole people's food while at their house.
  11. Looked in someone else's medicine cabinet.
  12. Take hotel soaps, shampoos, towels, and whatever else that can fit in your suitcase.
  13. Randomly sung a tune when it's silent.
  14. Wasted money on something they never will use, like a set of encyclopaedias. 
  15. Cracked all ten fingers and toes.
  16. Started a blog but never continued it.
  17. Smelled play dough (maybe even got high on it) and were addicted.
  18. Ate glue or paper.
  19. Tried to rip a piece of paper into pieces, and rip those pieces to pieces, and those pieces to pieces, and on and on until the amount of pieces was too much to rip in one go.
  20. Had a collection of something (rocks, stickers, post its, etc...)
  21. Woke up suddenly because they felt themselves falling and their body/body part had a spasm.
  22. Have done sleep walking.
  23. Searched up disses, comebacks, and insults for that one person they hate.
  24. Not washing their hands after using the bathroom.
  25. Danced like a maniac in their houses or other places.
  26. Lost something they put there a second ago.
  27. Stayed up all night because they felt like an energizer battery.
  28. Let out their anger/frustration/disappointment in public by saying 'UGGH!', 'AHHH!", 'HUUNNHH...' or any other weird sound, and it ends up sounding sexual.
  29. Chased geese.
  30. Walked backwards.
  31. Tried to step/not step on the cracks while walking on tiles or side walk.
  32. Giggling non-stop like a Disney princess.
  33. Pretended to be using their phones when somebody they don't like/pedo/creeper/ex comes by.
  34. Laughed at puns and knock knock jokes.
  35. Swallowed bubble gum.
  36. Made a weir face after drinking orange juice because they just brushed their teeth.
  37. Made a midnight snack.
  38. Ordered subscriptions for magazines that they don't read, only because it is free.
  39. Gone bare foot in a place where shoes are worn (like a hall, school, gas station, etc....)
  40. Admired the better, thicker quality Hilroy paper.
  41. Fell asleep to talking, sounds, or music.
  42. Purposely made themselves get goosbumps + chills (like thinking of a chalkboard being scratched slowly).
  43. Chewed gum like a valley girl.
  44. Tried to act/become like a character from a book or movie.
  45. While in the shower, while washing shampoo out of hair or soap off face quickly opened eyes because they are scared that there will be someone standing in front of them.
  46. Started jumping and screaming in front of their TV because there is dramatic irony or something of that sort in a movie or show. 
  47. Started a yawn chain or have been a part of one.
  48. Peed, cried, or farted because they were laughing so hard.
  49. Gave somebody the wrong number.
  50. Tried to make a moment in their life all movie like (like sitting in their bath tub with candles and roses and trying to be lost deep in thought).


Sunday, November 27, 2011

My first post. The first of anything is always the most difficult. Whether it be dating, firing, booze, loss, book, murder, or whatever else there is. Don't worry there isn't going to be some serious crap like gas prices, the Iraq war, or drinking age (well at least I hope not). So here it goes: 

Dull. That's what today feels like. Ever had those days when you feel like another human being amongst the millions? Nothing really to look forward to, just breathing. It's strange how easily moods fluctuate like this. One day you're sporting a smile that looks like it's going to rip you're face to bits the next day you're face is so long, it's killing a horse's mood. OK that was a bad comparison but its true. See the thing with these depressing, crappy days is that all of a sudden you notice the routine in your life and the emptiness. The saying that all your relatives said; 'You're special and unique.' doesn't apply no more. Ya, I'm so special like everyone else. You know you've hit rock bottom when you go to Google and type in: Fun things to do on a boring day. One thing that really annoys me about these days is when I go to entertain yourself, like watching TV, reading magazines, or going on the web, I feel unsatisfied and think 'So what now?'. All your creativity juices have evaporated, so never and I repeat NEVER create anything on days like these because you will end up depressing others and yourself. Take what I have written for example. Pathetic. Isn't it? On dull days a person wants something out of the ordinary to occur so if here are some things to do: write a letter to Santa, scream, sing to your favourite band when you were younger, put stickers all over the wall, do prank calls, go bungee jumping, whenever someone enters an elevator press all the buttons, slap/kiss your ex, wear shorts and a tank top on a chilly day, wear your undergarments over your clothes, finger paint, wear/put on mismatched clothes and make up, talk gibberish all day, listen to Justin Bieber (don't if you have any heart conditions or functional ears), hug a stranger, or do the thriller dance on the streets. The possibilities are endless. Be stupid, have fun, and cherish the memories.